Lists

I am currently sitting in Ebet's apartment in North Park (xoxo) with Ebet and Anne discussing certain types of lists. Anne has compiled a list of all the men she has kissed. She has included photographs and dates of said events and I have decided I want one too. However, although my list is very short I cant remember the name of one guy and even sadder I cant remember the last name of a guy I actually dated for a solid three months. It is true that both of these guys I did not really like. The nameless guy was too needy. The no last name guy kept trying to get me to sleep with him and when I broke it off with him, because his annoying and pestering discussion on sex just bugged me, he told me it was better for him because I was asexual. Listen up buddy I just didn't want to sleep with you. You, as in singular. It is easy to remember the ones I may have only been on a few dates with but my heart still flutters thinking about them. James Kelly, I went online to find out the name of the nameless guy then I noticed you... you still make my heart happy (even if I our kiss was extremely awkward and I am totally still embarrassed). Thank you for making me feel special, even though you stood me up that night.

*six, just in case you were wondering how short.