Sunday in Livermore

 In an effort to pull myself away from the very sad current events I have spent most of the day in front of the computer anyways.  However, there were a few accomplishments made today. To my left I have a newly clean file box.  Also, the kitchen and bathroom are both clean. My efforts to put an end to the online dating world have turned on me. Let's just call it research, research. I have now concluded that men in this area are just not interested in a woman who has decided to not show their boobies and or use an excessive amount of smile face icons.  I have started to ask myself, "what if I was completely honest, " what would my profile look like?
  Let's try:

My self summary:  I moved up to the Bay area after a long and disappointing surge of events occurred.

What I am doing with my life:  Glorified babysitting.

I'm really good at:  Pretending everything is alright by keeping quiet.
The first thing that people notice about me:  My chubby cheeks

Favorite books, movies, etc:  Honestly, I enjoy free samples at the grocery store, finding treasures at thrift stores and estate sales. I love painting and the color of almost everything after it's rained.
Favorites: Amelie, Drop dead gorgeous, Wilco, watermelon, French fries, Negra Modelo, Red wine, Potato chips and obsessing over things like my ebay bids, and online dating.
I am horrible at finishing books. I have a bed side of half reads as well as a book shelf full of them.

Six things I could never do without:
1. Inspiration
2. Love
3. Wellbutrin (a new and much accepted addition)
4. Face lotion
5. Ability to poop on a regular basis
6. My subconscious because keeping it contained is better for everyone.

I spend a lot of time thinking about: Death and if there is a God.  Why didn't that guy ever call me / call me back?  Is it really that horrible to ingest alcohol while on Wellbutrin?  Where is that comma supposed to go?

You should message me if:  
1.You can keep your pants on long enough for me to decide whether I enjoy your company or not.
2. You can follow through with your responsibilities.
3. You can communicate.
4. You think you can make me laugh.
5. You want to love life and make conscious daily decisions to learn.

Okay so it's not too much different.